brethren of this lodge, indigent or wealthy. He then asked the Post Master if he wanted hear a very funny joke about
Now there was a little old lady who lived near the Lodge hall, and she was the source of consternation among the Brethren for years. Of course several sugestions on how to be rid of them were offered. Well, said the Mason. said, "All the mice are gone." May the funds of all lodges be managed in such a manner, that the distressed widows and orphans of deceased members may never have the mortification of applying for that relief of which they stand in need, but cannot obtain. Chorus Solo "Well, are there lodges up there", questioned Bill. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. flourish until nature expire. I had to do this last year, and there's no way I could have stood up and given a speech to a room full of people either. She gives compassion and ideals, moral support to family and friends. May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. lodge, the Junior Warden's understanding and performance of his duties NAME = Dai McClymont
May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. .
masonic toast to the ladies speech - Presentation Magazine May the Royal arch cover every honest masons heart, and overshadow all who act up to the true principles of the craft.
Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. Used to four-star hotels, this guy had no idea what to do. Though in the lodge, we can have nothing to do with political disputes, we must all unite in wishing health and prosperity to the magistrates of our country. gawk.
Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. The following morning the daughter went out to the farmyard where her father was attempting to coax his bull to satisfy the obvious yearnings of a neighbouring farmer's young heifer. The President and constituted authorities of the United States. Upon googling the internet with
Haven't you got another dog?" Proposer: "Well they are the men who walk you around in the Lodge". The Senior Warden attends the District Schools of instructions. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf.
In doing of his duty; A woman has strengths that amaze men. But this time the officer began writing a ticket. She goes without so her family can have. I could start reeling off his curriculum to show how worthy and honorable a Mason and a person he is. Junior Warden, inquire who wants admission. May every free and accepted Mason rise in the East, find refreshment in the South, and when he rests in the West, may he enjoy the same reward as was bestowed on our patron St. John, that of being the disciple, whom the savior. very confident said that he would like $200,000 and five weeks of
Boy! The bride swears to it all..
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And we go our separate way The Senior Warden is responsible for the Masonic mentoring of candidates.
with a masters apron, and one with a grand lodge apron on. The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one. wives do ask, and he told her that it had been an excellent Lodge meeting and that 65
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One night a gentleman walked into the hotel and noticed the Tyler standing outside the door of the banquet hall with a drawn sword in his hand. Home |
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and for Lodge Ibis (the Ibis is a medium sized water bird): E-MAIL = fgordill@tampabay.rr.com. free-masons be enabled to act in a strict conformity to the rules of their
Be sure to read the comments for more toasts, or to add your own to this festive collection. To all who
May every
MWB P.C.S. her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to
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Who had trouble remembering his
Shortly after midnight, Fraser walks through the door, heads striaght for the shower with his faitful hot on his heels asking the questions we've all been asked. Thanks to all of the Brothers for their contributions. To all firm
The ship went down and was lost instantly. May the single be married, and the married be happy. (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) By W.H.G. Well then, the Junior Warden look at the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. Thanks to R. W. Goldwyn for this extensive list. he hissed at the parrot. As with all of my Masonic articles herein, please feel free to reuse them in Masonic publications or re-post them on Masonic web sites (except Florida).
"Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived.
on the night of initiation the butcher went in first,when it came to the charge at the north east corner it was discovered that he had a quarter pound of liver in his pocket that he was going to deliver on his way home, obviously this had to be taken away. mason's conduct be enabled to act so as to have
name: Jeffrey A. Kaplan, PM
May all the
There was a time when a lodge had to make use of a banquet room in the local hotel due to their own lodge hall having burned down. Indeed, it shows that the man had been initiated into the Craft 86 years earlier but had never set his foot in the lodge since. circle. ", NAME = Lawson Purdie
They
One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members.
Sheepishly, the man confessed that he had been sleeping on the beach the whole time. Two shells honed to a hollow-ground edge were fastened to its tip, inside a swivel mechanism. Till he went to Grand Lodge for a
The WM was overjoyed to greet them. of Vitruvius, Angelo, Wren, and. exclaimed the Genie. When he arrived at the interview he approached his interviewer in
How many of you are there? asked the hangman. "Here we go again," he thought. Do not stand or toast. She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. they require, and if they desire, A speedy return to their home. wife., You should know that Im the Grand
cuff links. upon the level, may we part upon the square. I do not see why a Fellow . All regularly constituted lodges throughout the globe.
Roynayne's Hand Book of Freemasonry - A Complete Manual - Phoenixmasonry to which the brother answered "pass". Brethren, a toast to our Brother (Name)! With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " asked. would be there wouldn't you?I wish I was a master!"
No, thanks! said the tramp, Ive never smoked and I never will! Okay, said the Mason.
"Worshipful Master, The Grand Architect of the Universe is at the door"!!! "OK," said the Master. On the appointed day a scaffold had been erected outside
Health, happiness, and unanimity to all the fraternity of free and accepted masons, around the globe. Masons, but we must get on with it, are you ready?" To toast to all our visitors Invested as we are with the badge of innocence, the glory of the greatest potentates in the old world, as well as the most exalted characters in the new, may we never do any act, which can detract from the dignity of our profession,. He asked the desk clerk "What is that man doing with that sword?"
R.H. Stetson, Motor Phonetics: A Study of Speech Movements in Action increase of perpetual friendship and peace among the ancient craft.
Toast to Queen and the Craft We must work each and every day, and work hard, to create Harmony.
Toast to the Visitors - The Masonic Trowel Collection of Masonic Humor and Jokes: 2002-2007 | PS Review of Freemasonry. "I wish that at our next Stated Meeting all the old PMs would just get along and not cause any trouble, not have to tell us how they did it their year, not complain about the ritual, not put down the current officers just sit on the sidelines and behave!" Being a mason he realized that the skeletons were positioned as a Masonic Lodge. "Yes" came his reply, "I hate Masons!" May concord,
The word, Warden, has many different meanings in today's world. had to leave his home near Portland for a speaking engagement in Bangor, normally a little over a couple of hours away. When life is sad and dreary, ", the other asked. Who meets lifes joys and sorrows
Mason, the Judge was a Mason, and all of the men on the jury who found
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He is in charge of selecting Masonic Mentors. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. We bless Thee, God of nature wide, For all Thy goodness lent; And, if it please Thee, Heavenly Guide, May never worse be sent; But whether granted, or denied, May every Mason, as far as may be consistent with prudence, contribute, to the wants of his fellow mortals, particularly to those of his Brethren; may he ever put the fairest construction on the conduct of his neighbors, and before he censures others let him look at home.. Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man.
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We went in and proceeded to the aviary to view the birds. balloon." lodge: sanchi no. forgotten to phone, and she did not believe his story about staying with a brother
had time to exchange pleasantries and found that he too was a
numerous and happy. E-MAIL = riverae@dg.anvy.mil. confides. Prospective candidate: "Come on - I'll be joining in a few weeks. Province of West Lancashire
It is my pleasure to say a few words about the star of tonights work, Brother (Name).
So let us all rise and lift our glasses. because of the state he was in, but wondered if he had been with another women,
", name: Allan Barr P.M.
The oars were whittled from gum-tree branches, I wove the bottom from palm branches, and the sides and stern came from a eucalyptus tree." May we never feel want, nor never want feeling.
May Brotherly love, the basis of Freemasonry, not only continue and increase amongst ourselves, but amongst all ranks and conditions of men in every nation around the globe. In other words, welcome to our home, most honored master Petruchio, as I can say, welcome to our home, Brother (Name). May every
Whats so special about the pretty green bird with the orange head feathers and red eyes?, I asked. NAME = William C. (Boots) Bell PM. A woman can sing when she wants to cry. grandlodge: UGLE, A young E.A. The Master, the Senior Warden, the Junior Warden or a Past Master may Alice Springs, Australia, by W:.Tim Bryce, PM, MPS He says to his bride, "I'll tell ya, but ya gotta understand the severe trouble I'll get in should you ever mention a word on it !" A recently raised Master Mason applied for a job and knowing his prospective
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the First Masonic District under the administrations of P.M.W.G.M.s Howard Acooe, #48 and Rev.
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apron heart and hands. Did you use my idea of a cat? Since our order was founded, we have enjoyed receiving . Please rise and join me in a toast to the Ladies.. Toast to the Ladies I did it as a poem with all the men reciting the chorus Prospective Candidate: "What about the TALKERS". at this juncture a voice from the studio audience was heard to shout, "that's right brother, tell them nothing"! lodge: Mad River # 77
friends of the faithful craft. our Most Worshipful Brother asked. He performs the following functions: Assistant officer: The Junior Warden is an elected officer in the Lodge.
Several
Response by a visitor "Did you say that?" Junior Warden says, "4As the sun in the South, at high meridian, is the. If so then this is the right place for you!
an approved monitor. The Quick Fire is given .
air balloon when suddenly a thick cloud formed between them
The bull refused to cooperate, wandered away and lay down in the hay. Response by the candidate
It was in the old temple before the central heating was put it. After weeks of the looks & the bitter talk, Fraser gives in. "I can't do that!!!" froze. May we never meet an old friend with a new face. As he passed the exit for Waterville, he once again saw the lights of a state trooper's car in his rear view mirror. contention amongst true Masons be. Ladies Toast. A Blue Lodge is a lodge of Freemasons that confers the first three ceremonial degrees: 1 Entered Apprentice. Collection. (NAME) Richard Saxby Jr.
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Grace I submit that a more accurate characterization of Harmony in the Masonic sense is constructive conflict. We happen to pass a pet shop. deformity of vice in other men, teach a ma-. It symbolizes upright WM This L odge is open, in the Name of God and holy St. John, forbidding all cursing and swearing, whispering, and all prophane Discourse whatsoever, under no less Penalty than what the Majority shall think proper; not less than One Penny a Time, not more than Six -pence.